Tuesday, July 03, 2007
i just read this on Catalog magazine and was pretty tickled so im gonna share the joy with all of you here!reaaaaally stewpid pick up lines:
1) your father must be a baker, coz you sure have some HOT BUNS.
2) your father must be a farmer, coz you sure have grown some nice melons (twins and sr would love this and the one the preceding this haha!)
3) you make me melt like a hot fudge on a sundae. (ogaaaay?! your so hot im gonna sip u like a hot cuppa' coffee?)
4) you must be a Snickers because you satisfy me (i just dont get this)
5) baby im milk and ill do your body good (woohoo! imagine The Rock in Be Cool smacking his ass cheeks in that tight blue 60s' bell bottoms and doing his eyebrow raising thing saying this, freaking hilarious la!!)
6) im not drunk, im just intoxicated by you (ew. if you barf all over me im so gonna stab ur balls)
7) if this bar is the meat market, you must be the prime rib (HAHA)